My blog is ugly

I've been blogging for like half a day and I already have low self-esteem regarding my site. Where are the zany photos and the ironic links? I am lame.

Back at it. Procrastinating, that is.

After a 15 month layoff -- for all the usual tragic bullshit indignities that are heaped upon decent men whose only crime is the audicity of closing in on forty -- I'm writing again, which means, naturally, I'm looking for new ways to fuckaround; hence, this. No wonder so many writers were alcoholics before the Internet was invented.