Eric Bennett May Not Think It's Funny, But I do

I hate practical jokes, but love pranks. So needless to say I was very impressed with the mischievous Elis at the annual Yale v. Harvard football game. Absolutely gutted! I thought, until I read about Cal Tech at the 1961 Rose Bowl. Wait a minute, you say. Didn't Washington and Minnesota played in the ’61 Rose Bowl? Sure enough, which makes Cal Tech's triumph one for the ages.

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